Christmas gift ideas for children that never visit

This is for all the moms & Dads......

if you are not happy your adult children rarely call, text OR visit, whether they live thousands of miles, (or in my case 1/4 mile) away, I have a great gift idea that can be used for any type of holiday or event.

Around a week ( or 2 if they think ahead), you will get the usual holiday blanket statement, "Mom, what do you want for Christmas?” you always reply, " nothing sweetheart, just to see you more"..... “ OK sure…!!” and then you get old waiting for that phone call.

SO,

I have found the perfect Christmas gift.... For the eco-friendly save-the-earth-adult child....... LOTS of recyclable grocery bags with YOUR FACE printed on them! its amazing how many things can have pictures printed on them!! coffee mugs, blankets, pillow cases, full-body cut-outs, etc. order them all!!!!

Have them print honestly good pictures,, but toss in a few "weirdo" pics that might make them think an intervention is needed. Customized notepads and temporary tattoos that say "my mom is so cool" or "my name is savannah..my mom is in her 50's and the boys still call her a MILF "....... if they care about the environment they WONT toss them!!. they also won't re-gift or give to them to the local thrift store in fear they would be recognized.....

Seriously... I still have at least 40+ good years left to plan horrific things I will hide around town to show her I'm still "around" after I'm long gone!!!! i recommend you do the same. Merry Christmas sweetheart! visit more.. you might regret it later on if you don't.........